There's always something to learn or to try, many times you need to say some phrase in Spanish, but you don't know how to say it, don't worry, your problems have finished, if your are a gringo and you don't know speak Spanish, we'll be helpful in your learning. For an instance, we took from it some common phrases, just try and you're gonna see the difference and how easy is to speak Spanish.
(léanlo en ingles, esta genial!)
1. Boy as n r = Voy a cenar
I'm gonna have a dinner
2. N L C John = en el sillon
on the armchair
3. Be a hope and son = viejo panzon
fat old man
4. Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cagó
Little John is a chickenshit.
5. S toy tree stone = estoy triston
I'm kind a sad.
6. Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos
the little rags
7. Desk can saw = descanso
(you) rest.
8. As say toon as = aceitunas
olives.
9. The head the star mall less stan dough
= deje de estar molestando
stop bugging me.
10.See eye = si hay
yes we have
11. T n s free o ? = tienes frio
are you cold?
12. T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso
you have an erection.
13. Tell o boy ah in cruise tar
= Te lo
voy a incrustar
I'm going to insert it in you
